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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 10:07

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

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